The TSA makes changes to airport security, controversy surrounds Martin Luther King Jr.'s memorial, and Robin Wright discusses the cultural impact of the Arab Spring.

People enjoy a story more when they know how it ends, Prescott Group unveils its toning shoes, and Tim Pawlenty explains why he pulled out of the presidential race.

America wants a badass president, WOI reports on the "Rick Parry" write-in controversy, and hacker Kevin Mitnick is the ghost in the wires.

Rick Perry hires Colbert Super PAC's treasurer, Rick Santorum puts gay marriage into everyday napkin terms, and Jeff Bridges looks good by having fun.

Barack Obama spins "Obamacare," Frank Luntz starts shaping Colbert Super PAC's image, and Atlantis' crewmembers talk about their final space mission.

Stephen apologizes to ABC's affiliate station in Des Moines, WOI; Michele Bachmann wins the Iowa straw poll; and Susan Rice discusses the role of the United Nations.

Mitt Romney thinks corporations are people, too; Stephen reveals his first super PAC ads; and Gloria Steinem discusses gender equality.

Father Jim Martin discusses God's job performance, political junkies donate money for a fix, and Elliot Ackerman lets voters directly nominate a presidential candidate.

The liberal media's hot-airheads have started indoctrinating America's kids.

America's credit rating plummets, Prescott Group has a cheap doomsday solution, and Nassir Ghaemi thinks madness creates first-rate leaders.

Wisconsin Democrats get bad absentee ballot applications, Stephen takes over MLB's Twitter feed, and Anthony Bourdain describes the grossest things he's ever eaten.

A half-Hispanic teenager steals Spider-Man's job, Monopoly gets a makeover, and Robert Wittman solves art crimes.

Scandal rocks Newt Gingrich's Twitterverse, David Leonhardt knows how to save America's credit rating, and Al Hunt thinks everyone lost the debt ceiling deal.

Stephen tells the "Three Billy Goats Gruff" debt ceiling story, an Alabama company turns ashes into bullets, and Zappos' C.E.O. Tony Hsieh delivers happiness.